BMW 535d Test


Find A Reason
Find A Reason

Jeremy can’t drive sometimes

Vor 2 Minuten
Leon Allan Davis
Leon Allan Davis

The steering wheel is on the girl's side of the car... Plus, the car is a turbo... And it's "bi"... (not that there's anything wrong with that...)

Vor Stunde
Joseph
Joseph

Awwwww! Kittens! :D

Vor Tag
fatwalletboy2
fatwalletboy2

Free sunroof or alloys?

Vor Tag
makos asimakis
makos asimakis

bmw 2.0L 143Hp 318ci e46 coupe 2003 --> 230km/h with 4 people and fully loaded ! thats BMW POWER

Vor 5 Tage
Thomas the petrolhead
Thomas the petrolhead

Škoda fabia VRS was actually the First diesel to ever roll Its wheels on the Top gear track

Vor 8 Tage
Michael P.
Michael P.

Is top gear still on?..

Vor 10 Tage
Slashley gibbins
Slashley gibbins

I had a 530d 2004 and it was a beast, pulled like a train....but, the reliability was beyond shit, infact, it was utterly ridiculous. The reliability of these older BMW’s is worser than you could imagine, everything goes wrong with them. The old saying that German engineering is solid is a load of bollox. Luckily, I’m a competent/trained mechanic so I could repair the bag of shit myself. Stay clear if you want some cash in your wallet.

Vor 11 Tage
Mir S
Mir S

Ehh when i watched this long time ago and i bought the car and the car was shit money pit overheating chains breakdd and more well

Vor 12 Tage
oamanaz676
oamanaz676

i would kill for a red bmw e60

Vor 12 Tage
Haider Abollin
Haider Abollin

روعة

Vor 13 Tage
FastChevy Z28
FastChevy Z28

I feel my 545 slow like a camry not like my Camaro

Vor 13 Tage
Brett Walker
Brett Walker

"The electric response you get from the petrol" haha

Vor 14 Tage
Matthew Rammig
Matthew Rammig

Oh TWO turbos! Can’t wait to have them repaired at the dealership

Vor 20 Tage
Dirty Donki
Dirty Donki

I love Camel.

Vor 22 Tage
1066gaz
1066gaz

I have got the feeling the trio will return to top gear in the not too distant future.

Vor 23 Tage
monkehbitch
monkehbitch

Why monetise the video?

Vor 25 Tage
Cris Quaranta
Cris Quaranta

🌺

Vor 26 Tage
hagh
hagh

what a shit show! im only here because i still love this car even after 14 years.what a load of bullshit this guy was with his fucking Rovers! best bmw diesel engine.

Vor 29 Tage
BMWe46 life
BMWe46 life

esmu daunis

Vor Monat
BMWe46 life
BMWe46 life

CLARSON did i pronouced right?

Vor Monat
Isaac Kariuki
Isaac Kariuki

BMWe46 life Nearly..allow me to correct you my good fellow, CLARKSON

Vor 16 Tage
BMWe46 life
BMWe46 life

2018

Vor Monat
Viktor Sunnanmyr
Viktor Sunnanmyr

Milk and petrol

Vor Monat
Duane Walker
Duane Walker

I can say the m57 twin turbo is the best ever produced diesel engine. ive had some nice cars but nothing compares to these when tuned properly

Vor Monat
Edim 108
Edim 108

The Diesel is much more economical than Petrol but that isn't the best part. The best part is the tunability of a Diesel. You take off the DPF and cut out the EGR and put a good remap into the computer and you have yourself +100 hp. In old Golfs those 1.9 TDI could get 100% power gain (go from 100 hp to 200 hp) with remapping alone, and those engines took it with no problems. A good remap will not only give you an insane hp gain but will actually increase the mpg, as you don't need a very rich mixture when just cruising around. The Diesel has many advantages, but there are some flaws: weight, emissions, sound (all though BMW has that sorted out), low revs compared to petrol, etc. and are a really dumb idea in something like a Smart or a Yaris- small car for the city. Where Diesel excels is long trips and highways- there its advantages really shine. I love petrol engines and diesel for me sounds like stork mating season just started every time I hear it, but a good Diesel like the ones BMW makes I would happily take :)

Vor Monat
Master Armedforces
Master Armedforces

what a shitty job this guy has...NOT!

Vor Monat
some body
some body

best intro ever stored in any way

Vor Monat
Unstoppable
Unstoppable

Imagine it rolling coal while having major turbo spool

Vor Monat
Ian Purcell
Ian Purcell

Dirty tractor diesel

Vor Monat
Daniel Clift
Daniel Clift

What this song called 3:56

Vor Monat
Sebi Sokolsky
Sebi Sokolsky

What the hell is that special offer, I need to know it!

Vor Monat
LYF
LYF

2018 checking in...

Vor Monat
Marios Koutras
Marios Koutras

Amazing ending!

Vor Monat
J R
J R

Soon BMW's to be 40% more expensive in the UK, imagine all that extra money that British will give to EU to drive our ultimate European driving machine

Vor Monat
J R
J R

+AYE OK SURE "How well did your BMW engines do against our Rolls Royce ones in the 40s?" - that's what the problem is with today's British, you live in the past. Things have changed

Vor Monat
AYE OK SURE
AYE OK SURE

How well did your BMW engines do against our Rolls Royce ones in the 40s? The "Ultimate" shite bags that like to tell others what to do despite getting smashed less than 80yr ago in a war for similar "join us or you are the enemy" bullshit.  I'm Scottish my granda killed loads of you sausage munchers in the war and loved it.. He's regarded as a hero throught the planet for helping to fuck you lot up. Now get it right up you you ill informed, uneducated arrogant little idiot. Mind stay away from they "no-go zones" in your precious, un-elected EU state in your BMW with a 28% failure rate. I will buy Japanese and continue to celebrate my Brexit vote win and my grandads jerry killing achievements. Short fucking memories you lot.

Vor Monat
AYE OK SURE
AYE OK SURE

LOL they are getting cheaper already. UK is one of their biggest markets you dweeb the UK hold all the cards. Also you seem to have forgot that our grandfathers kicked your fucking nazi arses the last time you cunts said too much. BMW are anything but the ultimate driving machine in 2018 BMW, Merc and Audi have atrocious failure rates some of the worst of any manufacturers. The Japanese brands and even Ford make the current German junk look like disposable crap. Half your workforce are from the middle east now and like I pointed out earlier.. Shut your fucking mouth before history repeats and we come to silence you by force yet again.

Vor Monat
DoubleDeckerAnton
DoubleDeckerAnton

This diesel really changed things back in 2005...!!! 😀👍

Vor Monat
AYE OK SURE
AYE OK SURE

was a copy of merc om606.

Vor 15 Tage
Frank Lin
Frank Lin

So what is the special offer?

Vor Monat
Garrett Giuffre
Garrett Giuffre

M550d

Vor Monat
James Nicholson
James Nicholson

I be honest I do like the BMWs lovely stylish car.Id like to get one but would it be left alone that's the question.??

Vor Monat
Prashant Jha
Prashant Jha

"I am now officially going to shoot myself" "and so to the news - Jeremy Clarkson has officially shot himself"

Vor Monat
blabla62871
blabla62871

times when top gear and cars were great

Vor Monat
KORTRIJKSUPERCARS
KORTRIJKSUPERCARS

2009 and still the best reviews

Vor Monat
A
A

Think it was just not with jeremy

Vor Monat
Ziggy van Jud
Ziggy van Jud

E60 in red lucks fucking shit

Vor Monat
HanzoMain
HanzoMain

The head to head was not fair. The STIG drove the other car. #Dieselfanboy

Vor Monat
Tighe Matthew
Tighe Matthew

Nox hey

Vor Monat
Aleksandar Mitrovic
Aleksandar Mitrovic

2018 -> 3L Diesel with 4 turbos BMW M550d

Vor Monat
Roken
Roken

what a perfect weather for a rare drive car!

Vor Monat
Mr. Otero
Mr. Otero

Torque+wet road= no traction

Vor Monat
creaksbass 89
creaksbass 89

2018.its worth 9k now

Vor Monat
vito sludden
vito sludden

we all miss the old topgear crew

Vor Monat
William Wallace
William Wallace

God i miss this show

Vor Monat
Rick Moises
Rick Moises

When he called the 350z a datsun with a Renault engine, technically the engine is a genuine Nissan product, and today its Nissan engines with shit renault cvt’s

Vor Monat
Anass Haoussi
Anass Haoussi

2018 !

Vor Monat
Alex Merrigan
Alex Merrigan

diesel bmw give a lot of trouble after 100k miles

Vor Monat
AYE OK SURE
AYE OK SURE

+Alex Merrigan I did say that. BMW are shit now. E30 was the last good one.

Vor 15 Tage
Alex Merrigan
Alex Merrigan

+AYE OK SURE bmw cars are worse which incudes timing chains .injectors and turbos .and their crazy expensive to buy .rubbish their over rated

Vor Monat
AYE OK SURE
AYE OK SURE

EGR caused issues. Does on all diesels. BMW aren't reliable cars now not compared to 70s and 80s.

Vor Monat
Richard Hammer
Richard Hammer

Going off recent reliability surveys they give a lot of trouble from 0 miles!

Vor Monat
Adam W
Adam W

A 535D is not cheaper to run if you buy one second hand. Bits fail a lot more than the petrol engined models and they cost a lot of money to replace.

Vor Monat
Steve Powell
Steve Powell

Despite the passage of time, in 2018, Jeremy's fashion style is still reassuringly, don't give a fuck..

Vor Monat
Ryan Somur
Ryan Somur

Diesel will always be a cheapskates car.

Vor Monat
Monkey
Monkey

Diesel *can* be quicker if you build a power unit (engine and all relating auxiliaries) which will be relaying on significant momentum diesel engine does provide. It's a hard task, since the innards of the engine bay will be heavily complicated, engine with pumps and turbo only being usually shy over 400kg alone, car does rev up to lower speeds and the car itself would be slowed down by the rows of environ-mental-ists.

Vor Monat
Molineux88
Molineux88

What the fuck is a diesel doing on here. Utter shit.

Vor Monat
Tom bones Jones
Tom bones Jones

V8 4.5 litre vs 3.0 biturbo diesel Is that fair idk

Vor Monat
Bruno Miguel
Bruno Miguel

NA vs bi turbo

Vor 16 Tage
Jyotirmoy Sarkar
Jyotirmoy Sarkar

BMW is BMW, no cocky Audi Merc can touch it. BMW also stands for my life: Brother Mother Wife

Vor Monat
Don Boss
Don Boss

The cringe is unreal.

Vor Monat
Suggestion Guy
Suggestion Guy

Wha-wha my god this comment is amazing

Vor Monat
Karni Khanz
Karni Khanz

That E60 shape is the daddy and best shape 5 series ever made

Vor Monat
LifeWalker 42
LifeWalker 42

Nice car

Vor Monat
Juggernaut30
Juggernaut30

And now in 2018, the EU is killing the diesel!

Vor Monat
S75D
S75D

Yeah, cause its 2018 and nobody needs a Diesel in a Car anymore.

Vor 5 Tage
Aaron ___
Aaron ___

because they increase the likelihood of death from air pollution.

Vor 12 Tage
inox1ck
inox1ck

Dpf + SCR I think is alright, really For cities ideally you can have either an electric car or an plug in diesel hybrid, because co2 is important as well, So the best engine compromise for the environment is the diesel engine.

Vor 17 Tage
domitry jobby
domitry jobby

Which is a dumb thing since most of the diesel pollution is done by truck transportation, and yet there is no alternative to diesel

Vor 17 Tage
Nissan SILVIA
Nissan SILVIA

+Steve Rapos some do and some don't, hybrid diesel engine takes more money to build while having the same mpg as it's petrol counterpart. It's a failed concept tbh.

Vor 24 Tage
Saturnian Pytonwielki
Saturnian Pytonwielki

When race is starting they play song "petrol " :)

Vor Monat
Saturnian Pytonwielki
Saturnian Pytonwielki

+PlayPrey http://youtu.be/gejoex8vlvw

Vor Monat
PlayPrey
PlayPrey

Do you have a link, or a full name of the song?

Vor Monat
Hallo Byebye
Hallo Byebye

I sure do miss these wankers on the show

Vor Monat
Dan Parker
Dan Parker

When TG still did proper reviews

Vor Monat
Banana Phone
Banana Phone

automatic :(

Vor Monat
Oliver Mayo
Oliver Mayo

Not a fair test, the 530i would be a fairer comparison not the 545i. The 535 is not a thing. It is still 3 litres.

Vor Monat
Just passing by ?
Just passing by ?

Those kittens made me forget i was watching top gear

Vor Monat
James Billings
James Billings

i miss top gear

Vor Monat
Josh Cantrell
Josh Cantrell

Lovely British weather

Vor Monat
buba426
buba426

That’s why diesels are popular. You may not get much HP but the torque is staggering.

Vor Monat
XfG
XfG

buba426 They are popular for their fuel consumption and low fuel price.

Vor Monat
Athula D
Athula D

Should have tested against a 530i

Vor Monat
ICECREAMGECKO
ICECREAMGECKO

I still want my old TopGear back.

Vor 2 Monate
Garrett Giuffre
Garrett Giuffre

Randy Pobst should be the Grand Tour "Stig"

Vor 16 Tage
domitry jobby
domitry jobby

It's called the grand tour now

Vor 17 Tage
James Croad
James Croad

+J R come on, new Top Gear is utter dog shit.

Vor Monat
Garrett Giuffre
Garrett Giuffre

The world will never be the same

Vor Monat
TrotelHD
TrotelHD

icecreamgecko Top Gear re-boot. Top Gear re-reboot. DOWNGRADE!!!!

Vor Monat
Farina Marcina
Farina Marcina

Pass a bmw every 5 second, god England is such a shithole

Vor 2 Monate
`CuntHammer Von LoveJuice
`CuntHammer Von LoveJuice

The only shithole is your moms mouth that has seen endless immigrant cocks

Vor Monat
Loek Lodewijck
Loek Lodewijck

I love diesel, i hated it, now i bought a M535d F11 and it’s awsome

Vor 2 Monate
The Baker
The Baker

You backed off clarkson

Vor 2 Monate
M E
M E

Absolutely love this car

Vor 2 Monate
djafar mobin
djafar mobin

Its fun until the turbo and electronics dies

Vor 2 Monate
`CuntHammer Von LoveJuice
`CuntHammer Von LoveJuice

YES!

Vor Monat
JordanEmonds
JordanEmonds

My dad had a 07 535d remapped, very quick car in its day for a diesel, way over 300bhp and great on fuel.. wouldn’t mind one myself one day!

Vor 2 Monate
Dan Ked
Dan Ked

Timing chain shat the bag on that track

Vor 2 Monate
已卄尺已几川丹几几
已卄尺已几川丹几几

I Love my 530d E61 LCI M-Version

Vor 2 Monate
Chris Jamieson
Chris Jamieson

Does the equivalent petrol have an LSD?

Vor 2 Monate
BloodStream
BloodStream

no. Only M's

Vor Monat
chapmanmerchant
chapmanmerchant

TRQ in rain lol

Vor 2 Monate
pokest225
pokest225

And then bmw released a 3 turbo diesel engine. The 50d. Right now, they are selling a ¡4 TURBO! 50d.

Vor 2 Monate
AYE OK SURE
AYE OK SURE

that m50 engine is a joke there are already cases of it melting one turbo that then destroys the bigger of the three turbos so £7-9k fix job because EGR caused fancy inlet to malfunction. Imagine getting hit with that bill just out of warranty.

Vor Monat
FHI
FHI

And soon they have a one turbo per cylinder engine. jk

Vor 2 Monate
Åřñäś
Åřñäś

2018 anyone?

Vor 2 Monate
G EG
G EG

Hey

Vor 2 Tage
NexoQ
NexoQ

ye

Vor 27 Tage
Joe D
Joe D

Almost 2019 ffs

Vor 28 Tage
SHANNON SA
SHANNON SA

12 Nov 2018

Vor 29 Tage
Finnish Car Guys
Finnish Car Guys

Well obviously.

Vor Monat
Just Nobody
Just Nobody

worst bmw of all time. lot of people call it as chinese bmw becouse it is really unrealible.

Vor 2 Monate
AYE OK SURE
AYE OK SURE

+Duane Walker Yeah they are good solid engines if the EGR and inlet has been done... but they are ticking time bombs without these two basic mods.

Vor 15 Tage
domitry jobby
domitry jobby

My cousin had one, it's a pile of garbage, since then I couldn't believe a car could be that unreliable

Vor 17 Tage
Duane Walker
Duane Walker

well I beg to differ. mines on 161k, had dpf, egr and swirl flaps removed large frount mount and a remap to produce 398.2bhp and been like this since 120k when I got the car. oh also delimited so been upto 170+ a few times and nothings gone bang yet :D

Vor Monat
AYE OK SURE
AYE OK SURE

BMW have been shit reliability since E36. The E36 was the warning shot. These M57 diesel lumps are good but they need EGR delete and remap immediately or they become unreliable mainly issues with throttle and inlet manifold caked in crud and swirl flap issues on the early ones where if the EGR even jammed open for a nano second it melted the swirl flaps straight into the engine. Remember though it was not originally designed to keep Merkel happy so the EGR and DPF were add-ons.

Vor Monat
Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

My 525d has 183k miles, and the handbrake is the only important thing which doesn't function as intended.

Vor Monat
Fast and Furious Fan
Fast and Furious Fan

0:10

Vor 2 Monate
Fast and Furious Fan
Fast and Furious Fan

Jesus "Jeezuz"

Vor 2 Monate
Video Production Company
Video Production Company

why is he driving in "D", why not in "DS"

Vor 2 Monate
Video Production Company
Video Production Company

i have 525D which is certainly slower then 535 but i know that once i change it to sport my whole car gets kinda tighter and aggressive.

Vor Monat
MrDengo999
MrDengo999

might possibly hold the revs longer before shifting.. most cars with the S in the PRNDL do this..

Vor 2 Monate
João Bonifácio
João Bonifácio

At full throttle it is a gimmick. Makes no dif. I have one... Only at slower pace makes a difference in response.

Vor 2 Monate
MrDengo999
MrDengo999

He probably thinks its a gimmick

Vor 2 Monate
Me You
Me You

Get an m5

Vor 2 Monate
XX Legendary Gamer
XX Legendary Gamer

WTF! Are Those Kittens Having Sex!

Vor 2 Monate
Joona Puro
Joona Puro

I would like to se that race with remap

Vor 2 Monate
AYE OK SURE
AYE OK SURE

well for a start would need EGR delete and inlet manifold mods before the remap. Otherwise you will be scraping your melted swirl flaps off the top of the pistons on the inevitable rebuild after the half days filming on track.... and that's provided the chains/vanos don't shit the bed after a few laps.

Vor 14 Tage
Lee Smith
Lee Smith

Sorry for the stupid question, but when he says the car is "a bit of a pudding" is he meaning it doesn't handle well? So many reviews say the E60 has excellent handling..

Vor 4 Monate
Belmondo MłodyG
Belmondo MłodyG

ive got e60 and it handles great, he is used to sports cars and this is a family saloon - still its a lot stiffer than e class from the same era

Vor 2 Monate
Eamon Conners
Eamon Conners

Lee Smith he just means it’s a bit soft in the corners but he still said it handles well

Vor 2 Monate
jamie211983
jamie211983

How is this fair? V8 petrol against a 6 pot diesel

Vor 5 Monate
WaRRior29 Grom
WaRRior29 Grom

V8 vs 3.0 what

Vor 6 Monate
BimmerSlick
BimmerSlick

+Belmondo MłodyG No 911 owner spells like that and I own a 330ci it's not that dear to run just people are tight and want it for the badge

Vor Monat
Belmondo MłodyG
Belmondo MłodyG

+BimmerSlick i doubt u can even afford a new diesel 5 series, so why u talk?

Vor Monat
Belmondo MłodyG
Belmondo MłodyG

+BimmerSlick yea? so i guess i should drive my 911 to work?

Vor Monat
BimmerSlick
BimmerSlick

+Belmondo MłodyG Only skint people drive diesels no other excuse

Vor Monat
Belmondo MłodyG
Belmondo MłodyG

+BimmerSlick grow up

Vor Monat
QuastyGP
QuastyGP

Wow they looks so young 😂

Vor 6 Monate
Advocatus Diaboli
Advocatus Diaboli

Diesels are awesome.

Vor 8 Monate
12mkultra
12mkultra

Do you work for VW by any chance?

Vor Monat
OfficialDJTronic
OfficialDJTronic

compare it to a 535i and the Diesel wil demolish it! the comparison was not good at all.

Vor 8 Monate
Nissan SILVIA
Nissan SILVIA

Take away the turbos and then what's left. Around 100hp or so? Don't make me laugh.

Vor Monat
Eamon Conners
Eamon Conners

The 535i wasn’t around yet, but they should’ve used a 530i because I agree. V8 vs I6 isn’t that fair

Vor 2 Monate
Black Bull
Black Bull

I came here for the Proton special offer.

Vor 8 Monate

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